would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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