oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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