Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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