He is an equal opportunity slut.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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