Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The ass gains better be worth it
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