Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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