I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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