I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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