If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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