You surviving the open bar?
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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My pussy is not your playground.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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