i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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