Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
People in love make me want to vomit
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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