I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I DEMAND FORESKIN
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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