True but thats because hes a fetus.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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