Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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