ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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