what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Found the puke drawer
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Someone signed my nipple.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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