So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
is that a dick in a sweater?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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