I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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