My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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