she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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