I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Sext me about skeletons
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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