is your mom at the bar?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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