Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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