dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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