I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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