I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
