Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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