His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
How external is "for external use only"?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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