You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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