playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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