i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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