It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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