So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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