So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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