Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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