i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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