Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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