for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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