Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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