Sponge bath it is.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
