Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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