Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
