If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
im calling her cock vulture from now on
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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