I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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