just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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