what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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