I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
