eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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