It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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