$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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