its not stalking. its research.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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