Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
