id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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