You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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